If you saw our twitter feed yesterday (or on the right hand nav there) you'll see that we went to Target Field yesterday...and not just ...

Since I'm back in Ohio and Stinky is vacationing in Montana, we must turn to our embedded reporter/columnist: Merlin the Wonder Dog for ...

Before tonight's big tilt against the White Sox, I have to say you know that baseball is news when the paper of record (The New York Tim...

Earlier this week Mark McGwire tearfully announced that he had indeed used steroids throughout his career, finally confirming what many have...

So. We've been gone for a little while, but have we been lax in our devotion to the Twins? OH NO MY FRIENDS, oh no. Every morning Stinky...

I know that we're about to play 3 against the team we're chasing (and that victory will mean new hope, while defeat will mean planni...

This is what I do when my brain hurts from making powerpoints. So...last night wasn't as good as it could have been. You would think tha...

Frequent readers of this space no doubt recall the attempts of the Alternate Universe Twins to compile the greatest collection of total bada...

Is more news from the Alternate Universe Twins, who are proud to welcome Right Fielder Frank Robinson to the clubhouse. A man who actually h...

When the biggest addition to your franchise is a new groundskeeper , you may become a little desperate in your dreams for new acquisitions. ...

The Alternate Universe Twins are proud to announce the signings of Center Fielder: Tyrus Raymond Cobb, Second Baseman: Frankie "The For...

‘Twas the night before New Year’s and in all the dome Just one creature was stirring, but it wasn’t the gnome Nor Gogo, nor Lexi, nor ol’ ...