I know that we're about to play 3 against the team we're chasing (and that victory will mean new hope, while defeat will mean planni...

Frequent readers of this space no doubt recall the attempts of the Alternate Universe Twins to compile the greatest collection of total bada...

As Alex Rodriguez comes clean about injecting himself with drugs that pave Dominican streets and avoiding garlic and crucifixes at all costs...

Is more news from the Alternate Universe Twins, who are proud to welcome Right Fielder Frank Robinson to the clubhouse. A man who actually h...

In the wake of Alex Rodriguez's link to steroid use, it seems appropriate to point out that this kind of abnormal home run hitting is n...

When the biggest addition to your franchise is a new groundskeeper , you may become a little desperate in your dreams for new acquisitions. ...

The Alternate Universe Twins are proud to announce the signings of Center Fielder: Tyrus Raymond Cobb, Second Baseman: Frankie "The For...

‘Twas the night before New Year’s and in all the dome Just one creature was stirring, but it wasn’t the gnome Nor Gogo, nor Lexi, nor ol’ ...

Kristina's ground breaking report about the Yankees as vampires is shocking to say the least. But it begs the question, have the Yankees...

Two weeks into the offseason we're going through some serious withdrawal. A golden glove, a couple silver sluggers, and plenty of runner...