Last night, your heavenly/diabolic peanuts/co-authors were out for a movie and a drink or two. At this time we discussed the crappiness of t...

I was at work, worrying about how the Twins would do. Then I was working out, watching a rather blase first inning. Then I came out of the s...

GO A-WAY! I'm sorry, but you see...I've had extensive experience with Australians the last few years. My boss was Australian, and he...

Following on after K's brilliant analyses of our new trade for Everyday Eddie (I wholeheartedly endorse any game that involves mocking/b...

OMG!!!! When I went to Twins games back in college, my friend Dave and I made our own fun in the 9th inning by counting the number of times ...

Peanuts from Heaven operatives have learned the following shocking secret: Yesterday, before the rest of the team arrived, ex-Twins outfield...

I refer you to #1 in Smelly's "Reasons we should rain down polite critiques and subtle suggestions on the Angels, like Enid the God...