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9.29.2014
An Unconventional Pick for the Next Twins Manager
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Here's the truth. Both of us peanuts love Ron Gardenhire. We know that we're in the minority there...especially after the last four ...
5.04.2014
Cliff Notes to the 2014 Twins: "The Cruelest Month"
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We know how it is. Life is busy: with work and family and social engagements, there are a lot of demands on your time. So, if you've mis...
10.25.2013
The 2013 Twins by the Only Stat that Matters (Pt. 3: The Pitchers and Staff)
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This is the first in a series of three articles evaluating the Twins 2013 Season. First we introduced the stat, then we used it to analyze h...
6.18.2013
Wha' Happened #8 (@ Kansas City & Washington, v.s. Philadelphia & Detroit)
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Look out ladies! Game 57 Twins 3 - Royals 0 Right after we honored him as Mr. Peanut for the past two weeks, Ryan Doumit kept it goin...
5.23.2012
Le Mort de le Marqius de Marquis
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We here at Peanuts from Heaven don't usually advocate for the French (they talk funny and haven't given us much since the Statue of ...
2.22.2012
Greatest. Promotional Idea. Ever.
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Now that pitchers and catchers have officially reported to Ft. Meyers we can turn off the hot stove and turn on our baseball brains. My ba...
8.30.2011
Ron Gardenhire's Dirty Secret
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Last night's game started at 7 and was over shortly after 9, and that was largely because Matt Capps came in to throw a few pitches, giv...
8.22.2011
Smells Like Lutefisk, Ya Know?
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It was Lutheran Night at Target Field. This caused several problems. First of all, the EMTs were in over their heads before the game ev...
7.19.2011
Scott Diamond and the Field of Mugginess
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Lawdy, lawdy, lawdy...it is HOT. Minneapolis is in a bout of heat and humidity that literally rivals the Amazonian rainforest. It is not yet...
7.18.2011
Getting better with age
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Despite the, shall we say, "less-than-ideal" outcome of Friday night's game; the Twins battled back this weekend and won their...
1.02.2011
New Years Resolutions
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After a delightful holiday break, we loyal Peanuts are back in business for your 2011 in Twinnesota. There's all kinds of big things com...
11.30.2010
Oh, god! The Hot Stove!!
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If you're a frequent reader of this blog (and if you are, we love you) you might be wondering why we have not been written anything of l...
9.29.2010
... Silver lining found! (sort of)
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OK, so now that the Twins have lost 5 straight (brutal) games to the 3rd and 5th place teams in our own division it's getting tough to b...
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9.19.2010
An unpleasant definition
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While Stinky is enjoying "Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day" at the Minnesota Renaissance festival, I watched the Twins game...and by the end...
8.29.2010
Dr. Cakeburn Rises Again! (A silly short story)
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Last week, when Kevin Slowey left the rotation a cry rose up from the panicked citizens of Twinnesota: "WHO SHALL SAVE OUR ROTATION FRO...
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8.19.2010
Dear Gardy Clause
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Remember when you were a kid and you used to write Santa about all the things you wanted? This post is a little like that: only instead of w...
10.06.2009
LiveBlog: the Aftermath
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TOMORROW WE’RE G...
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10.02.2009
To break the Tension...
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Here's a special fairy tale, concocted by we loyal Peanuts from Heaven to explain the strange but true happenings at Comerica Park yeste...
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7.09.2009
Weaving a spell
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I have come to a conclusion. All the pain. All the suffering. All the terrible horrible no good very bad things that happen to us because of...
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7.02.2009
The Road Trip: In Photoshop
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For anyone who would prefer an account of our road trip with fewer words and more pictures: consider this for you. We began on the road to M...
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