These Season Previews are Not Yet Rated

We really appreciate those intelligent, dedicated Twins bloggers who can analyze the minor league invitees, pick apart pitching motions and scrutinize batting stances until the Twins' prospects for the coming year can be understood by anyone with half-a-brain.

But we aren't those bloggers. 

To us Spring Training is less a time to be studied and obsessed over and more like a trailer for the movie. Unfortunately, it's a trailer that goes on past the end of the average fan's attention span. So, if you've blown off checking out the Twins and Twins analysis until now DON'T WORRY!! We've got you covered with the following trailers! Just check out whichever one best meets your attitude as a fan and you'll be well prepared for the months ahead.

Trailer 1: For Optimists

Trailer 2: For Pessimists

Trailer 3: For Realists

Whether you're an optimist, a pessimist or a realist please vote in our poll at the right to help us know just how the denizens of Twins territory are feeling as the season gets started.


  1. The optimistic video was my favorite, and the inclusion of Twilight in all three has me more scared then the thought of Justin Morneau's ongoing concussion saga, but three cheers all around regardless.

    .500 ball is something I'd be happy with for this year's club, hopefully they'll play more like the 2010 Twins than the team we saw in 2011.

    -The baseball Pirate

  2. I feel the need to clarify at this point that we are NOT Twilight fans. We just saw the trailer for the upcoming movie, found it ridiculous/unintentionally hilarious, and felt the immediate need to include it in absolutely everything. It is terrifying but probably not in the way the makers of Twilight intended.

    I would also be more than happy with .500. Reasonable expectations FTW!

  3. I think the twilight snapshot was perfect for all three videos. Very impressed guys these are very high quality