The Final Nail

As Alex Rodriguez comes clean about injecting himself with drugs that pave Dominican streets and avoiding garlic and crucifixes at all costs, Peanuts From Heaven, Incorporated, has discovered more damning evidence that links the entire New York Yankees franchise to Vampiric tendencies.

Hitting three homeruns on three swings of the bat shouldn't happen. Only one man has ever done it. So perhaps we shouldn't have overlooked what seemed, at first, to be mere flamboyance and study the man for what he truly is.
Reggie Jackson. Yankpire.

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