It wasn't exactly fantastic literature, but it was sort of addicting and it also made me think...specifically, it made me think about the New York Yankees.
I refer you to the scene where the vampire family is playing baseball. Just to inform everyone who hasn't wasted several hours of their life reading this book, vampires apparently love baseball. A LOT. Mainly because they totally rock at it. With their super-human abilities, they can hit the ball really hard, really fast, and really, really far.
This is what led me to the conclusion that the New York Yankees are, in fact vampires.
So go ahead, free agents. Join the evil leagues of the undead. Just don't say I didn't warn you.