At last the 9 game string of MLB.tv Blackouts has been broken and tonight I will be able to watch the Twins play the Orioles.
Game 1 Monday:

Justin: WOO!
Cuddy: WOO! WOO!!
Thome: [Smoke Monster Noises]
Gerald Laird: Why can't I be in the in crowd, frowny face.
Justin: Dude, if you want to be cool, don't announce your emoticons.
Twins 10-Tigers 3
Game 2 Tuesday:

Well that's the last time I bake cookies for these jerkwads.

OH MY GOD! NICKY P. CAN LIFT SOMEONE!!!!!!
Twins 4-Tigers 3
Game 3 Wednesday:

Psssh...My ninja skills are wasted on you.
Twins 5-Tigers 4
Series in a Nutshell

No, seriously Justin, if you're going to sweep you've got to lower your center of gravity. Maybe try shrinking a foot and a half...it works for me.
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