At last the 9 game string of MLB.tv Blackouts has been broken and tonight I will be able to watch the Twins play the Orioles.
Game 1 Monday:
Cuddy: WOO! WOO!!
Thome: [Smoke Monster Noises]
Gerald Laird: Why can't I be in the in crowd, frowny face.
Justin: Dude, if you want to be cool, don't announce your emoticons.
Twins 10-Tigers 3
Game 2 Tuesday:
Well that's the last time I bake cookies for these jerkwads.
OH MY GOD! NICKY P. CAN LIFT SOMEONE!!!!!!
Twins 4-Tigers 3
Game 3 Wednesday:
Psssh...My ninja skills are wasted on you.
Twins 5-Tigers 4
Series in a Nutshell
No, seriously Justin, if you're going to sweep you've got to lower your center of gravity. Maybe try shrinking a foot and a half...it works for me.