That makes it: Yankpires/Forces of Evil/Admitted Steroid Users/Probable Steroid Users/Absurd Wads of Cash/Darth Steinbrenner--3
Good guys/Dread Pirates/JM Squared/Starting Pitchers/Garden Gnomes/Sweetness and Light--0
I think what makes this all so terrible is that, except for the leaving men on base (which we don't normally do) and the disaster area that is the bullpen, we should have won these games. We've got the skills to beat these guys, and we just aren't catching the breaks.
Probably because Yankee Stadium and all those who reside there are pure unadulterated evil.
Please, just make the pain stop.