I'm liking this...

whole new batting order/run-scoring barrage. However, now that we have scored as many runs in two games as we scored in a normal month last year, I will use my low expectations to assume that we will never score ever again, nor win, nor smile.

But in the mean time we leave with Michael Cuddyer, he of the impossibly deep dimples, and blindingly white teeth...do not stare too closely at Michael Cuddyer's smile, it is like the sun and we would hate for our beloved readers to go blind.

Ps. We are not sure whether Michael is on the left or the right in this picture.