It is in that spirit, that this years Peanuts from Heaven Season Preview focuses on the high school archetypes that each team presents. The memorable things they've done, and where they'll undoubtedly end up when the season ends in 6 months.
We'll start with the National League West:
1st-Arizona Diamond Backs
Quote: "Whatever man, all I need is music"
Where they'll be in 6 months: moping around Tower records following a first round loss in the playoffs
2nd-Los Angeles Dodgers
The Drama Queen
Quote: "oh. My. GOD! This is the most important season EVER!!"
Where they'll be in 6 months: guest starring as a barista in a CBS sitcom, utterly oblivious to how their season went.
Quote: "**** You"
Where they'll be in 6 months: free on bail.
4th-San Francisco Giants
Quote: "Dude, I just want to travel, and you know, find myself, you know?"
Where they'll be in 6 months: in the exact same place...a year a way from contending.
5th-San Diego Padres
Where they'll be in 6 months: staring at a wall (which will actually be more fun than watching the Padres play this year)