Season Preview V

Baseball is like school, everyone has their own class (division), their own circle of friends (salary strata), their own inimitable style (way of playing the game)

It is in that spirit that this year's Peanuts from Heaven Season Preview focuses on the high school archetypes embodied by each team, the memorable things they have done, and where they'll undoubtedly end up when the season ends six months from now.

We go now to the division everyone but us loves: The American League East

1st--Boston Red Sox

The Queen Bee Wannabe

Quote: "Don't feel so bad, it's not your fault you're poor."

Where they'll be in 6 months: begging for your sympathy because the first round of the playoffs is "like, totally hard," and "it's been like forever since our last championship!"

2nd--Tampa Bay Rays

Shrimp Turned Pimp

Quote: "The theory of relativity is very simple actually..."

Where they'll be in 6 months: losing the championship series, but winning at life.

3rd--New York Yankees

Queen Bee

Quote: "That outfit is SO cute. I'd totally wear that...if I didn't have so much money."

Where they'll be in 6 months: Out of the playoffs and into a shark pit.

4th--Toronto Blue Jays

Foriegn Exchange Student

Quote: "I'm not that foriegn, eh?"

Where they'll be in 6 months: Wherever the hell they came from.

5th--Baltimore Orioles

Dance Team Captain

Quote: "Wanna see my baton twirling."

Where they'll be in 6 months: not as bad as they are now...which is pretty is to do.